Quiero un consolador

Estoy un poco perturbado porque venía a dejar aquí asentado un mensaje y para ello quise poner una imagen de un consolador, como para que no quede un post desabrido. La cuestión es que en Google Imágenes me topé con una cantidad de vaginas que en mi vida pensé volver a ver, pero ya lo superaré.

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No dejen de leer la nota aquí, ¡YA!

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